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Joke of the Day
"Not a fan of APA MLA, however, was love at first cite."
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"Eating a banana faster to try and hide it only makes you look even more gay."
"A while back I was walking through the woods and found a body... He must have gotten stuck in a bear trap or something. I never told anyone about it but I came back about a week later and he was dead."
"I spend 90% of my time at the gym choosing the right song for my workout."
"Do women who complain about never getting laid know about men?"
"Turtles think frogs are homeless."
"A mugger jumps out in front of a university student... ...and shouts ""your money or your life!"" The student keeps walking, and says ""Sorry mate, I'm a Computer Science student. I don't have either""."
"I just gave my cat some 7UP. Now he's got 16 lives."
"Anybody taking bath in Milk.. ""Why do you take baths in milk?"" ""I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."""
"A thief, a child molester and a priest walk into a bar He orders a drink"