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Joke of the Day

"Not a fan of APA MLA, however, was love at first cite."

"Pillow fights didn't last as long in the Stone Age."

"My friend was upset that he lost out on a promotion at work to an attractive older woman. I told him not to cry over skilled MILF."

"I scream, You scream, We all scream Because grandpa fell asleep at the wheel again."

"Brains are awesome... I wish everyone had one."

"I started my own traffic control company. It's a slow-moving business."

"Holiday tip. Always buy people gifts that you would like for yourself in case they piss you off before Christmas"

"My mom just got out of rehab for her knees Knee addiction is tough, it's one of the toughest habits to kick"

"Sorry, but the greatest thing since sliced bread is sandwiches. Period."

"I've got 99 problems... <snap> 98 problems. <snap> 97 problems. <snap> 96 problems. <snap> BRB... I need to buy more mousetraps."