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Joke of the Day
"why did the lion win the race? because he mufasa."
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"How to ruin a movie with one word... **Batman Begins** College **The Longest Yard** Sale **Charlotte's Web** Cam Add your own in the comments!"
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"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards... I got a full house and four people died."
"me: i'm here for stabbing lessons clerk: sir this is a fencing clu me: yeah whatever hand me a knife clerk: ... me: dress me like a beekeeper"
"Did you hear about the fire man who lost his job? He was laid off."
"Might buy a junkyard just to grow my own junk food."
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