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Joke of the Day

"My dog keeps whimpering at her empty food bowl. So I put her in another room. I'm not sure what that bowl did to her, but it's obvious it upset her."

"[in Paris] Will you have sex with me? ""No monsieur."" Okay, like, I don't speak French. BLINK ONCE FOR NO AND TWICE FOR YES."

"How do you a convert a number to a radical? You convert it to Islam."

"Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar."

"""Go to hell"" is so abstract. ""Get trapped in a porta potty for 67 months."" Now that's specific. That's possible. That's terrifying."

"What do you call a black person on the moon? An astronaut. What else would you call them?"

"What's the most outplayed joke in all of /r/jokes? [removed]"

"What's the worst part about Necrophilia? The awkward silence."

"I will never go bungee jumping. A rubber breaking was the reason I was born, it sure as hell isn't going to be the reason that I die."

"A hispanic man with a rubber toe His name...was Roberto"