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Joke of the Day
"Not to brag but both my kids are from the same dad"
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"I was going to kill myself. A : A week ago I wanted to kill myself. B : What? How? A : I'd jump off the roof. B : What changed your mind? A : I'm afraid of heights."
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it's R but his first love will always be the C."
"From my 7 year-old son: What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks? You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!"
"Has there been a day when reddit hasn't been down cause of server problems? Yes. When the SOPA/PIPA protest happened."
"Honey, I let myself go and gained all this weight to prevent other men from hitting on me. You think I want to look like this? I do this for you."
"""Could you take a couple steps back. I have a nut allergy."""
"Why did Adele cross the street? To say hello.... From the other side."
"How do you make holes in a fire? With a fire drill."
"If you dress up as a banana and eat a banana Is that canabananalism?"