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Joke of the Day
"If you're happy and you know it, you're self aware!"
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"I still don't understand why people say marriage is so hard when I've successfully completed 2 of them..."
"I like my woman just like my muffin I prefer the top and never eat the bottom."
"what do exorcists and alcoholics have in common? They both treat their demons with spirits!"
"What do Tony Romo and a french whore have in common? They both do a great amount of sucking for four quarters."
"A steak pun... ... is a rare medium well done."
"So I went to grad school and finished my doctorate... I got my doctorate in fighting games and completed a masters in traditional line dancing. My degree is called the Shoryucan-can"
"Sometimes I like to sit on the floor, bring my knees up to my chest and then lean forward. But that's just how I roll."
"Did you seriously hire a mentally unstable person to drive our kids just so you could say he's driving them crazy? Me as a principal: Maybe"
"I never keep toilet paper in the guest bathroom. They don't need that kind of incentive to visit again."