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Joke of the Day

"Damn boy! What's your zodiac sign? Bc I think we should make that Sagittariuu into SagittariUS Oh you're a Leo? Le OH ..where are you going?"

"What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo? The second coming of Jesus."

"The Lord said unto John; ""Come forth and you shall receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and he won a toaster."

"What's the difference between a hooker and a dead baby? One makes you feel sick and the other one is free!"

"When do you get when you take 50 lesbians and 50 civil servants? 100 people that don't do dick."

"Why did tomato blush? because it saw the salad dressing"

"So it's the first day of shop class... The teacher asks, ""What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?"" A girl raises her hand and says, ""I don't know. I've never been bolted before."""

"So I talkedto a gender studies graduate the other day. I told her I wanted a #1 combo with no tomatos or onions."

"How do you remember your wedding anniversary? Forget it once."

"Its not a good sign when you go to take a self portrait and your camera automatically switches itself to 'panoramic'."