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Joke of the Day

"What did the old billy bobs eat at McDonald's? McChicken-killer... Yeah I'm really stoned smoked a chicken killer and ate McDonald's"

"What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla? People actually care if a gorilla dies."

"I like my women how I like my haircut... high and tight."

"My wife asked me if I knew the difference between ignorance and apathy...... I told her I don't know, and I don't care."

"What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college? A Graduated cylinder."

"How does a Scotsman find a sheep in the tall grass? Very satisfying. Retweaked joke: How does a (insert nationality here) find a sheep in the tall grass? Very (insert extremely lustful emotion here)!"

"What kind of shoes do Frogs wear? Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you"

"How does post-vasectomy sex compare? There's not a vas deferens."

"What's the difference between an insurance company and an asshole? If you shove money into an asshole at least you can expect to get shit back"

"I tried to buy the father from the Addams Family from a young starlet. She told me she was Sellin'a Gomez"