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Joke of the Day

"I really don't appreciate ghosts coming back from the dead just to tell me I'm doing a bad job. Boooooo"

"Have Egyptians tried unplugging and plugging Egypt?"

"Probably the wurst (or the best) halloween joke i have heard yet What do you call a wiener when you take out its intestines? A halloweener"

"""My only 2 hobbies are waving and telling you my age, unsolicited of course."" - Every two year old ever"

"Did you hear about the dog who went to the flea circus? He stole the show."

"It would have been more realistic if that Michael Jackson hologram last night touched a few little little boys in the front row."

"Why don't blind people sky-dive? (from ""Money Train"") Because it scares the shit out of their dogs."

"My dog used to chase people on a bike It got so bad, I had to take his bike away"

"My phone just autocorrected ""doofus"" to ""doodie""...and I thought *I* was immature."

"Want to hear a joke? Women's rights"