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Joke of the Day

"""My only 2 hobbies are waving and telling you my age, unsolicited of course."" - Every two year old ever"

"Who do you think the scariest POTUS was? I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads."

"Did you hear about Mr and Mrs Ballbearing? Yeah, they just had a BB."

"Dating Profile Sex: Probably Favorite Food: Yes Favorite Movie: Star Wars Favorite Book: LOLZ"

"I was wondering why my tap water was cloudy... But then it became clear to me."

"Some day I have a victim mentality But it's not my fault"

"Today I pissed my pants in Walmart and they offered me a job."

"So I asked my friend what its like to live in Switzerland.. He said It's pretty cold but the flag is a huge plus"

"they can't date any hot chicks #SnowmanDatingProblems"

"I hear you knocking at my door. You thinking I'm going to answer it is your second mistake."