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Joke of the Day

"Best place to hide stuff? Page two in Google search results!"

"If everyone walked around with their orgasm face, no one would ever get laid."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ? Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !"

"give a man a jacket He'll be warm for the winter. Teach a man to jacket he won't leave the house."

"You can learn a lot about your kids by simply turning off the TV and talking. For example I discovered that mine are really boring."

"Unhappy with the lion's rule, the hippos decided to create a new government after themselves Sadly, it often contradicted itself"

"three gay guys are in a hot tub [NSFW] when a big blob of semen floats to the surface. one guy says while looking at the other 2 ""ok, who farted?"""

"Gotta get me one of those iPhone-credit-card holders so I can lose everything at once and be totally completely fucked forever."

"""I'd UberBlack for you."" - what I assume a pick up line in 2016 sounds like"

"As a non-english native redditor ... Edit: grammer"