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Joke of the Day

"As a non-english native redditor ... Edit: grammer"

"My dog was diagnosed with diabetes. Its okay though, I only had to give her one shot. I chose a .357 magnum."

"What is the best way to hunt bear ? With your clothes off."

"I like that CNN is tweeting a picture of ebola bacteria. It will be handy in case I encounter it in the wild. With my microscope vision."

"Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny."

"Not sure why, but even when I shower alone, I still get a little nervous when I drop the soap."

"How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb? None. It will happen itself."

"A Riddle: Where did the apple go when it's parents died? Answer: To a Bananas foster home."

"Why do all kids with down syndrome look like they came from the same father? And the shuttle to hell is boarding if anyone cares to join me...."

"Did you hear the joke about the bees? Its a bit long to tell you now but I asure you it was very honey!"