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Joke of the Day

"three gay guys are in a hot tub [NSFW] when a big blob of semen floats to the surface. one guy says while looking at the other 2 ""ok, who farted?"""

"Call me self-indulgent, but I only stay in motels that advertise ""color TV"" and ""air-conditioning"" on their sign out front."

"Two fish are in a tank... One turns to the other and asks: ""do *you* know how to drive this thing?"""

"Guess what? You didn't guess what."

"What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god? Deus Ex Macarena"

"It's like these credit card companies don't even care that I'm an electric accordionist for South Dakota's finest heavy metal parody band."

"Q: How can you make a slow horse fast? A: Don't give him any food."

"What do you call a Pakistani man who's been everywhere and done everything?? Bin-der-done-dat"

"I found a cat camping in a game today. What a pussy."

"What's the best part of a redneck brothel? The family discount"