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Joke of the Day

"I just learned that you can get drunk from Kangaroo meat! I'm pretty sure it has something to do with all the hops."

"I was offered sex today... with a 21 year old and all I had to do was re-post a joke. I, of course, declined."

"My mum needs to stop using all the blenders for stew.. It's pissing me off having spicy Oreo milkshake"

"What does a redneck do on Halloween? Pumpkin"

"A priest and a rabbi are walking past a play ground. and the priest says, "" do you want to go fuck some kids?"" and the rabbi replies, ""out of what?"""

"911: What's your emergency? Me: Whatcha dooooin'? 911: Sir, are you in danger? Me: *giggles* You're always so worried, but I'm fine, silly"

"Wife caught me whacking off to golden shower porn... Boy was she pissed"

"What do you call a Vietnamese undercover police officer pretending to be a prostitute? Pho Ho PoPo"

"why did the 2016 presidential election suck? It was a real Hack job."

"Whats that when you keep moving constantly produces something white ? Its toothbrush dear dirty minded people.."