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Joke of the Day

"""Hey, checkout my butthole."" - Cats."

"What's it called when a smell dates his sister? Incense!"

"What religion do ghosts practice? Boo-ddhism"

"I'm always creeped out by the guy who seems to know the age of consent laws a little too well."

"What's the difference between you and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks...."

"REP: we are pleased to provide u with the highest level of customer service! ME: oh sorry, got the wrong number. was tryin to call comcast"

"To whom was Shia LaBeouf chanting ""*He will not divide us*"" after he got arrested yesterday? His buttcheeks."

"You shouldn't legally be allowed to buy Cool Ranch Doritos unless you pay for it with change while stoned at a gas station"

"we're going to have a president named jeb. president jeb."

"If you lend someone 20 Bucks, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it."