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Joke of the Day

"A cowboy walks into a gay bar... He tells the bartender ""I'm so thirsty I could lick the sweat off a cow's balls."" The bartender replies ""well, moo moo buckaroo."""

"Q: What did the alien say to the gardener? A: Take me to your weeder."

"What do runners eat before a race? Nothing. They fast"

"How do you tell two witches apart? You can't! You don't know which witch is which!"

"If I must die someday, I hope it's in a burrito avalanche."

"Is your mother's name Josephine? Cuz I had sloppy joe's for dinner last night."

"I'm AMAZED by mythology. I'll tell you about my favorite tales... if you have a minotaur two. (amazed... get it?)"

"How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies? Have faith, don't question."

"My doctor told me I needed to lose some weight. So I cut off my leg."

"What do you call a ubiquitous spud? A common-tater!"