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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a scary prostitute? Horrifying."
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"[in basement lab] wife: you cant just make your own honey me: (mouth dry, spitting pollen everywhere) I know that now Lisa."
"Why do hurricanes have women name? Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have."
"Scientists are cloning John Lennon.. What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons? Imagine all the people.."
"People tell me I'm confusing... I tell them I stopped making sense when I lost my job at the mint."
"Is your refrigerator running? Because if so I would vote for it."
"What do you call a Jewish person who is suicidal? A Yamikaze."
"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwomam? Snowballs"
"Why do all kids with down syndrome look like they came from the same father? And the shuttle to hell is boarding if anyone cares to join me...."
"An old guy with a horrible toupee stopped me in the parking lot to tell me this random joke...made me crack up. How do you get down from an elephant?? YOU DON'T! You get down from a goose!!"