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Joke of the Day

"Why do hurricanes have women name? Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have."

"What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? At least you can see the asshole in front of you when you're eating pussy."

"I do not have an obsession with tidiness. I just wanted to clear that up."

"The other day I held the door open for a clown... It was a nice jester"

"Stephen Hawking is an inspiration He's earned millions in the past 10 years without lifting a finger."

"Trump is President. Yes, President Trump."

"Halal in the streets but Haram in the sheets. stole from a comment thread dont sue"

"My girlfriend of 5 years asked me... My girlfriend of 5 years asked me when was the last time I had sex with someone before her. I said ""back in '09"". It sounds much better than saying September."

"[long ago] A: Ok, so let's mush a tree to pulp and then make flat thingies out of it. B: Great idea. Write that down. A: Where?"

"Had a brainstorm, 32 neurons dead, 104 missing."