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Joke of the Day

"Why do hurricanes have women name? Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have."

"There's no harm in Pretending to smoke cigarettes"

"Can't Sleep Whenever my son can't sleep I tell him to count backwards from 100 to 0. He usually gets to about 80 before I pass out and can't hear anymore. Works every time."

"Guy playing chess with his Central European lover ""Czech and mate"""

"Two Muslims are on a frozen lake not talking to each other... I thought I would go over there and break the ice."

"Do you know how a frog listens to music? It uses the iPond..."

"My relationship therapist got a divorce"

"I bought a book on DIY. So far my dad has read me 103 pages of it."

"When people say things like ""You can't change the past"" I can't help but wonder what it must be like to have that brilliant of a mind."

"me: trump is a thin skinned psychopath who will destroy the world at the slightest provocation also me: let's make him mad lol"