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Joke of the Day

"The best part of a handshake is the knuckles. I dunno why, but the blender just brings out their richness and flavour"

"When the police asked Bernie if he profited from stealing millions of dollars from his former clients he replied, ""What do you think i'm Madoff?"""

"I live in a high crime neighbourhood if you count socks with sandals."

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field."

"What's so great about nihilism? Nothing."

"I find it quite sexy to see cum dribbling out of a girl's vagina. But not if I've just taken off her knickers."

"A skeleton walks into a bar... Asks for a beer and a mop."

"How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet? <EOM> ;^)"

"BISON DAD: good bye, son. BISON SON: thank you, dad."

"Life is like a box of chocolate... You never know what you are going to get, but you can be sure that 99% of it will be crap."