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Joke of the Day

"Damn I hate this time of year I just get so damn Claustrophobic"

"To people calling themselves ""Grammar Nazis"": you're not correcting grammar so much as punctuation or spelling. Hi, I'm a Nomenclature Nazi."

"What do you call a sharp witted man, that knows many languages, and is skilled at giving oral? A cunning linguist."

"Life on earth is expensive, but it does include an annual free trip around the sun"

"Stupid seal at the zoo would not sing ""kiss by a rose."" REFUND!"

"Why was the comedian so depressed? He felt like everyone was just laughing at him."

"What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday? I don't know he hasn't opened it yet."

"NSFW) Name your James Bond Porno...Go! From Russia With Glove:No Glove = No Love"

"My friend told me that I didn't know the meaning of the word ""ironic""... ...which was ironic, because we were at the train station."

"Who do you get if you cross Arnold Schwarzenegger with Michael Jackson? Michael Wasanigger"