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Joke of the Day

"What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen? Sorry mate."

"usain bolt, the fastest man in the world, can run almost 30mph. that means if were to run in a neighborhood, he could get pulled over by the cops...for being black."

"If you think Lord of the Flies couldn't happen, you've clearly never seen a group of 7 year olds go after a pinata."

"Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar? Because you need to be 21 to get in."

"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."

"What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class!"

"So the invisible man masturbated the other day No one saw him coming."

"My 7-year-old daughter asked me twice today ""what poison would kill someone the fastest?"" and now I'm wondering if I've underestimated her."

"Did you hear about the football offensive coordinator who was republican? He was a conservative playcaller."

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half-way. Wokka wokka!"