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Joke of the Day
"What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen? Sorry mate."
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"if you can't handle me at my worst, you're probably that gutless Outback Steakhouse shift manager who called the cops on me last night"
"I have a feeling that Scalia was sad that he was going to be alone on Valentine's Day... ...and it broke his heart..."
"Let's make a story together. Comment two words and keep the story going from the previous comments. Anything is allowed if it makes sense.... I'll start. One day..."
"In the South, everyone is treated like family I guess that explains the rape"
"My wife said I'm not manly I told her she hurt my feelings and I'm going to go cry in a corner."
"What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue"
"Boss: this project is moving along at a snail's pace!! *silence* Todd the snail: This is bullshit *spends 3hrs storming out of meeting*"
"Two Arabs walk into a bar"
"A mushroom walks into a bar... The bartender says ""hey, we don't serve your kind here"". The mushroom says ""why not? I'm a 'fungi' Bam, you've all been PUNNED!"