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Joke of the Day
"A song called ""Baby It's Not *THAT* Cold Outside"" where I'm just trying to get the lady to leave"
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"A woman goes to the doctor with a nail in her ear 'What's the matter?' asks the doctor. 'I'm listening to metal.' she answers."
"What do you a pterodactyl that can't fly? Inosaur."
"What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia? I'm Snowden!"
"""You laugh because I'm different; I laugh because you're all the same."""
"How do you turn your dishwasher into a snow plow? Give her a shovel"
"What kind of sunglasses does Ned Flanders wear? Oakley Dokelys"
"The Binding Of Isaac Movie Just imagine The Binding Of Isaac Movie. He will find a Brimstone, Spoon Bender and Holy Mantle . It will be a pretty short movie I guess."
"What is the scariest part of a cavity search? When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching"
"2 Pacs of Eminems for 50 Cent? Man that's Ludacris"