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Joke of the Day
"A song called ""Baby It's Not *THAT* Cold Outside"" where I'm just trying to get the lady to leave"
Next Joke
"Bartender asks a returning guest... You come in everyday for the past 10 years paying for the same drink with 4 quarters. Why? The guest responds with, ""I don't like change!"""
"A woman walks up to the bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So the bartender gave it to her"
"We've replaced the names of the foreign countries & leaders in Trump's speech with the names of IKEA furniture. Let's see if he notices"
"What's the word that starts with an ""N"" that no one wants to call a black person? Neighbor"
"A hearse passed me on the highway going over 100 mph... Some body was in a rush."
"A catholic priest is drowning - if only he had a buoy to hold onto"
"Sometimes I feel like a semi-colon I don't know where I belong ;"
"We all exist due to a radioactive explosion that formed the universe and with endless posibilities... ...you're sitting on your computer reading jokes on the internet."
"There are rumours big Canadian banks Scotia and TD may merge... giving Canada one giant STD"