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Joke of the Day

"ME: so what do you do GUY: I'm an oral surgeon ME: *imagining him doing heart surgery with just his mouth* wow I bet you're a helluva kisser"

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"""Hey, that shit looks fun. Don't do that."" - religion"
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"What do you call a person who never passes gas in public? A *private tutor*"