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Joke of the Day

"ME: so what do you do GUY: I'm an oral surgeon ME: *imagining him doing heart surgery with just his mouth* wow I bet you're a helluva kisser"

"Probably he best advice you will ever receive...... don't listen to any advice on the internet"

"I Wish I was a Wal Mart Truck Driver... Because I missed Tracy Morgan on Saturday."

"Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you? They might Pikachu."

"Well, the mechanic called. Apparently, in addition to a muffler, my car also needs a new car."

"Before scientists discovered... Before scientists discovered that the ""I before E except after C"" rule wasn't universal, they were called sceintists."

"Your huge boobs really bring out my eyes."

"My mum tells me that she turns the internet off when she goes to bed, incase you're wondering why your screen just went blank."

"our top story today after a disappointing summer Humpty Dumpty has a great fall"

"How does Steve Bannon, Trump's Senior Chief Strategist feel after he gets over a cold? Alt-Right"