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Joke of the Day

"Interviewer: It says here on your resume you can make chicks laugh, how? Me [holding a chick in my hand & tickling it]: I'm a miracle worker"

"Robin Thicke. I wonder if his name applies to his Penis. Wonder if i can also call myself Willy Enormous. But mine will be obvious"

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walked...... J.k. Rolling!"

"What's the longest word in the world? Smiles. Because there's a mile between each 'S'."

"""NO HOMO"" i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet"

"Stop me if you've heard this already. -said no kid ever"

"My band is so indie we don't even record together. You have to buy 4 separate cds and play them at the same time."

"What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running? Nothing, it never happens."

"They say no two people can see a color the exact same way so does that mean color is like A Pigment of your imagination"

"2 men walk into a bar... You would think one of them saw it"