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Joke of the Day
"How do you measure a snake? In inches. Snakes don't have any feet."
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"Your face... ...looks like it caught on fire and somebody tried to put it out with a hammer."
"Did you hear about the little boy who was named after his father ? They called him Dad !"
"A woman told me I seem like I ""need a blowjob,"" which has all the insight of a psychic telling a crowd ""someone here has lost a loved one."""
"I once had some food cooked for me by a prostitute... ...it was a nice ho-made meal."
"When do chickens stop laying eggs? Henopause"
"I am married to 4 different women And it's bigamy to admit it."
"What do you call a black woman with 8 abortions? A crime fighter."
"Why is North Korea so depressing? Because it ain't got no Seoul."
"[first date] ""I learned to crochet in prison... Now you say something."""