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Joke of the Day

"TSA Terrorist Profile: male/female, aged 1 to 112, wearing clothes and traveling in US airports."

"I don't see how someone could mourn the loss of a Chinese dictator. It just seems unbereaveable to me."

"How do you make a hormone? Or, as this joke was retold to me by my idiotic friend : ""How do you make a prostitute upset?"""

"A big difference between men and women Is what comes to mind when the word 'facial' is used."

"You want to see Americans become activists? Cancel a TV show they like."

"Got an MRI. Nurse asked if I had bad kidneys. Told her I won ""best kidneys"" in my high school yearbook. She didnt laugh. We didnt talk again"

"If you don't already know your Miranda rights from watching TV and movies, you're kind of an idiot."

"Trees Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question? It was stumped."

"All of Donald Trump's wives are foreigners... Turns out there really are jobs American's won't do. Source: Mitt Romney's response to an interviewer's question."

"I don't think Princess Elsa would be a very good girlfriend, She seems frigid."