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Joke of the Day
"Voted class president. Assassinated."
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"I've done hundreds of crossword puzzles over the years, but just this morning I noticed they provide clues."
"What's online, about to comment, and very judgmental?"
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"What did one transition metal say to the other? Cu later!"
"Did you guys hear about the scarecrow who won the nobel prize? Apparently he was out standing in his field. When asked about how he won he said, ""hay, it's in my jeans."""
"Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is."
"Can't wait to get old so I can shower sitting down."
"Why do girls talk so much? They have four lips"
"What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess? A Taco Belle."