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Joke of the Day

"16 sodium atoms walk into a bar. They were followed by batman."

"I haven't slept for 10 days.... ...because that would be too long. - Mitch Hedberg"

"Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up? It was a wannabe wallaby!"

"Drunk girls click ""reply all"" when they talk."

"Why can't Jimmy ride his bike? Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D"

"What do you call a circus full of mean people? A jerkus."

"When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's."

"How do you make God laugh? Tell him your plans."

"give us a pickup line related to your profession WITHOUT revealing your profession. we'll try to guess I might have posted in the wrong sub Reddit. let me know if we should move it!"

"He's making his list. He's checking it twice. He's gonna find out how many Jews will suffice. Oskar Schindler's coming to town."