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Joke of the Day
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"Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals? They're always getting com-busted."
"What do you call the death of a superior? A promotional opportunity."
"What do you find at the end of a double rainbow? A group of gay men"
"My friend and I went to a guitar clinic recently. He really seemed to be into it. I guess it struck a chord with him."
"Did you hear about the chicken that broke its wishbone? Its ok it was a lucky break"
"A joke my 4 year old nephew made up. (It makes no sense, but still made me laugh.) If the three legged turtle crosses the road what color is the rabbit? Green! Because Space Jam was a good movie."
"Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets? They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)"
"America is that sexy classmate everyone had a crush on in high school, not aging that well but you'd still hit it."
"What do Indian flowers grow? Patels (this may or may not have been inspired by a dumb facebook post I saw)"