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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an Apple and a Prostitute. I don't cum over my apple before I eat it."

"Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy."

"I always assumed the movie ""Grease"" got its title from how those characters managed to fit into those pants."

"I got expelled from school on pajama day. It's not my fault I sleep naked."

"This unicorn sitting next to me is saying that I drank too much"

"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead. I'll give these two a lift."

"Im wearing my camouflaged underwear. They'll never see me cuming"

"John was hard at work with the broom in his family's tent. His mother came in and said 'That's nice. Are you sweeping out the tent?' 'No' John answered. 'I'm sweeping out the dirt.'"

"What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party? I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy."

"""911"" you gotta help, my wife is in labour in the backseat ""how far apart are the contractions?"" about 2 miles but I'm driving pretty fast"