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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when two cops dance? Pork Grinds"

"I hate when The Little Mermaid is all ""who cares no big deal I want more!"" Like, you already have 20 thingamabobs you aquatic scumbag relax"

"what if you thought you had met your soul mate but then you saw them put mayonnaise on a hotdog"

"What did the polite bacteria say to the mouth? GingINVITEus in!"

"I used to think I'd never be able to be president because I'm a woman but now I know it's because I don't like drinking water"

"Why are police officers bad at Billiards? They hit eight ball first because it was black."

"A man has a steering wheel coming out of his fly First man, why is that steering whell coming out of your fly? Second man, It's driving me nuts."

"My father was never proud of me. One day he asked me, ""How old are you?"" I said, ""I'm five."" He said, ""When I was your age I was six."""

"Did you hear about the man who flashed three old ladies sitting on a bench in the park? First old lady had a stroke. Second old lady had a stroke. Third old lady's arm was too short to reach."

"Nobody gracefully gets out of a beanbag chair."