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Joke of the Day
"What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship? Get on the ship"
Next Joke
"I'm friends with a statue. He's really a gneiss guy."
"The Greatest Trick the Devil ever played... The greatest trick the Devil ever played was convincing Columbia House that he intended to purchase more CDs from them once he got his 8 CDs for a penny..."
"What's worse than losing one arm? Losing both your arms."
"What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't gotten the box open yet."
"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Phelps can actually finish a race."
"It's just a game but... last night Tom Brady was sacked more than milk and bread at the grocery store before a snow day"
"I was thinking of opening up a restaurant that only serves burnt pizza its called Pompie"
"Little John discovered his testicles while taking a shower and asked his mother. Johny:""Mom! Are these my brains?"" Mother:"" Not yet Johny"""
"Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day? Because she doesn't get to marry the best man."