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Joke of the Day
"I'm a professional click-baiter. AMA! What I did there....Did you see it?"
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"How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They don't believe in a higher power."
"To a necrophiliac, what is the only thing better than a human-sized refrigerator? A human-sized microwave."
"VENOM: Time to meet your maker! SPIDER-MAN: The radioactive spider? VENOM: No, like- SPIDER-MAN: My dad? Cuz he's dead. Wow, ur a douche."
"A friend of mine recently asked me what ballerina's wear... But I just couldn't put tu and tu together."
"It's crazy how much stuff there is to do on my phone when sitting at a restaurant alone."
"i just heard this whats worse than lobsters on your piano? crabs on your organ"
"It's so frustrating when your hitman doesn't answer the phone after you've made amends with someone"
"What's the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss Harambe."
"Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A: A Dinosaucer"