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Joke of the Day
"Dad keeps breaking into my phone, so I found a password he won't remember. My birthday."
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"Richard and friend arguing Richard makes good point Richard's friend says mark my words Richard Marx"
"A blonde walks into a bar and asks the bartender, ""What do you have on tap?"" He replies, ""Anheuser-Busch"" She says, ""Just fine. How's your penis?"""
"It takes many nails to build a crib... ...but only one screw to fill it."
"Tifu by having sex with my friend's dumb bitch I guess bestiality isn't common where hes from."
"Just saw an old lady give up her seat to another old lady on the subway...polite or the ultimate shade?"
"What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? It was an udder disaster. ^(I'll show myself out)"
"I haven't seen any new Bigfoot pictures in a while... I hope he's ok."
"Dance like you aren't depressed. Sing like you didn't kill that homeless guy. Love like you don't have herpes."
"Donald Trump."