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Joke of the Day
"I buy my shoes three sizes too big so if I run into a clown posse I'll have automatic street cred."
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"If you say a number loud enough its value increases. * 5 = 5 * 5! = 120"
"My main move is to say ""long story short,"" but then hit you with long story medium."
"What did the adrenaline addict say to the serial killer? ""Why are we even friends?"""
"Well well well, if it isn't the guy who sprayed air freshener into my restroom stall..."
"Greek mythology in 3 words Zeus got horny"
"A chickpea goes to a liberal arts college... What's its major? Falafelphy"
"The Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar... It was tense."
"You hear about the new radio talk/comedy show in the Middle East ... ? Isis in the Morning ? You should catch it sometime - it's a real blast !"
"What's the difference between Jelly and Jam? I can't Jelly my dick in an ass."