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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between water and gasoline? In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded."

"Wanna hear a joke? women's rights"

"My wife cooked ribs last night. I accidentally dropped one on the floor, but still picked it up and took a bite. She yelled, ""that's disgusting!"" I replied, ""well, you're the one that cooked it!"""

"""If you love something, set it free..."" Unless it's a man... Cause he'll get lost... And you know he won't ask for directions..."

"""How's about I rearrange your face?"" -Bully Picasso"

"If you are going to call the cops every time you spot me in your bushes I don't think this relationship is going to work."

"""Doctor, I'm afraid of people yelling letters of the alphabet at me."" THERAPIST: Oh! You are? WHY???"

"A man and his wife have to go to a doctor. The doctor asks, ""Do you share the same blood group?"" The husband replies, ""We must by now. She's been sucking my blood for years."

"Two Mafia hitmen are walking through the forest at night when one of them says ""I have to admit, it's pretty scary out here."" The other replies, ""You think this is bad? I have to walk back alone."""

"A man walks into a seafood shop carrying a trout under his arm. ""do you make fish cakes?"" ""Yes we do"" replies the fishmonger... ""Great"" says the man, it's his birthday"""