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Joke of the Day
"How many new states will America get when Trump is elected? One. Denial."
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"If you #Calexit-ers think you hate Trump NOW... Just wait until you have to foot the bill for the Californian extension of The Wall."
"I saw this advert in a window that said: ""Television, 1$, volume stuck on full"" I thought to myself, I can't turn that down."
"What do you call a black man who dies of heat exhaustion and a white guy that dies of a brain aneurysm? Different Strokes"
"Wanna burn fat quickly and without dieting? Here, take this gasoline and matches."
"Just saw two 10 year old boys sharing a cigarette. I was really shocked and upset so I gave them money to buy a pack."
"Why are cows so famous? Because they're out-standing in their field."
"What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it? w"
"What Does A Tickle Me Elmo Get Before It Leaves The Factory? Two Test-Tickles"
"Have you heard about the two gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald"