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Joke of the Day
"""I want her skin."" -Serial killers and teenage girls"
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"Girl, did you fall out of heaven? Cause you're showing signs of deranged cognitive abilities in your brain highly suggestive of Post-concussion syndrome."
"Penn & Teller just announced their new cologne for men who always lie to their wives... No Bullshit....or was it Just Teller?"
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None- they'd just beat the room for being black."
"What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite? Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)"
"Jared from Subway should be happy... ... He will have a life time supply of foot-longs where he's going."
"I have sex daily. I mean, dyslexia! Fcuk"
"I saw an attractive woman spank her kid in McDonalds after he threw his fries on the ground, so I also threw mine on the ground."
"How can you tell if the code is broken? (SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it"
"Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it."