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Joke of the Day

"You want just one cow for those magic beans? Idk, I'm suspicious, magic beans sounds like the sort of thing that would cost 2 cows."

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"How do you fit 10 lbs of shit into a 5 lb sack? The same way you take the F out of 'way'"
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