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Joke of the Day

"Why did the snowman take his pants off? He heard the snow blower was coming."

"I went to zoo and all they had was a dog It was a shit-zoo"

"What is the difference between a Nerd and a Troll. Trolls were once Nerds too before they went over to the Dork side."

"I just want to look as good as Madonna does now when I've also been dead for 27yrs."

"What do diapers and politicians have in common? They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason"

"me: *tries to befriend another human being* another human being: oh, no thank you"

"9 year-old attempts to follow a recipe: ""It says here to separate the eggs. How far apart do they have to be?"""

"The best ""Ben Dover"" type of names you know thread. I just used one of these types of names as a joke earlier and realized I don't know that many of them. I bet reddit knows a lot of them!"

"Wolverine: You know what I can't heal? Jean: What Logan? Wolverine: A broken heart *professor x starts laughing from the other room*"

"I just tinder matched with a block of cheese."