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Joke of the Day
"My friend told me to stop singing Wonderwall I said Maaaybe"
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"I'll be buying me some more condoms after this New Years Eve! My old ones expire."
"I don't think this girl on Facebook will ""survive"" the 2nd day of her diet.. I'll keep you posted."
"was thinking i would go away this easter. figured i would just hang around instead. its what jesus would have done"
"What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid? My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing."
"What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife? The knife has a point"
"Cars should have a thing where if you drive around with your blinker on for too long, they explode."
"Why are there no headache tablets in the jungle? Because the Parrots-eat-em-all. Thank you, I'm here all night."
"""Wolfgang Mozart"", says Mozart's friend... ""What?!"" replies Mozart. Then they are both eaten by a gang of wolves."
"It's nice to see women who don't lose their figures as they grow older. They take such a long time to paint and Warhammer is expensive enough as it is."