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Joke of the Day

"Last time I did drugs I dated an All-In-One Printer for 3 days, so no thank you."

"You know how if a bear is about to attack you, you're supposed to stand totally still? Your smarter friend that's running just punkd you."

"omg this fire truck is being such an attention whore right now"

"Yo mamma's so fat... The reserve bank bailed her out, cause she was too big to fail."

"My British friend asked me, ""Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?"" I told him, ""Dude, we literally drive on the right side."""

"Fair Vs Unfair If someone is fair skinned does it imply if they are darker it's unfair?"

"How come Spider-Man didn't get the most obvious spider trait? Black."

"Advice tip for people: 1 stick hand in glue 2 stick hand in feather 3 now you are like bird. Impress your friend."

"What do you call a poster of a sexy pepper? A jalapinup"

"I ALSO wrote a poem! ''I do drugs, you do drugs, we do drugs, they do drugs'' Now, I know it's not the best, but it's pretty dope."