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Joke of the Day
"Last time I did drugs I dated an All-In-One Printer for 3 days, so no thank you."
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"*watching my hamster gnaw on his tiny broadsword* you are a disgrace to your lineage and bring great shame upon this house"
"How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your d*ck."
"Ladies ... I will solve the argument of the proper skirt length for you. The proper length is at least 2 inches below your cellulite"
"Autocorrect changed smell to spell but you know what? Your spelling is horrible too."
"Ghana has eliminated the U.S. from last two World Cups... They're probably Ghana do it again."
"Knock knock. Who's there? * Fuck. * Fuck who? * Fuck you."
"On soy milk cartons, the missing kids are always named ""Skylar"" and were last seen getting into a Prius"
"My pizza is burnt, my beer is frozen and my girlfriend is pregnant. I can't take anything out in time."
"*Takes ex girlfriend's poem on Antiques Road Show* Sir these are worthless *Winks at camera* Told you Karen!"