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Joke of the Day

"Today we put differences aside and wish peace and love to all mankind. Except for Verizon who I hate."

"Ranchers are protesting over round hay bales. They claim that their horses aren't getting a square meal."

"Comic Sans is like if Guy Fieri were a font."

"Race jokes are NEVER okay! Unless it's between a tortoise and a hare. :)"

"I have an inferiority complex..... It's not a very good one, though."

"Did you hear that they discontinued production on the upcoming Chevy Diode? They found it had trouble going in reverse"

"NSFW? - Definition of a Period A period is a bloody waste of fucking time! (works in Australia, and probably England)"

"The last beer didn't tell me why life is so confusing but it told me the next one would."

"My other palindrome is a kayak. - racecar bumper sticker"

"what do you call a guy in love with a foreign girl? cuntaminated"