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Joke of the Day

"Why did the cautious gambler never go camping? He didn't want to stake his tent."

"I use to have a job working in an elevator... it had its ups and downs"

"Have you heard the joke about the 13-inch ruler? Never mind. It's too long."

"Woman to friend at store: We can get shrimp for people who don't eat meat! Me: don't forget the cheese for the lactose intolerant people!"

"But I love food, why would it want to poison me? :("

"The Pill... (Semi-NSFW) It's the second best thing a woman can put in her mouth to avoid getting pregnant."

"Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road? There were no roads!"

"I wasn't kicking you. I was encouraging you to get the hell out of my way."

"What did the pirate say after his successful pillage? Thanks for the gold kind stranger!"

"Kenya? Yukon."