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Joke of the Day
"Why does the average person all the sudden become a tomato juice drinking weirdo on an airplane?"
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"What did Delaware? Idaho. Alaska"
"I know a guy who loves mushrooms.. ...He's a real fun guy!"
"Twitter: something to read when people are talking to you."
"My Nissan uncomfortably seats 7 if any group of people wants to take an intimate road trip"
"Why don't sea creatures get divorced? Because they can't afford abalone."
"I kept trying to think of puns about the eye during my biology lesson, when we dissected one. To be honest, they kept getting cornea and cornea...."
"I used that classic Liam Neeson line from Taken the other day: ""I will find you and I will kill you."" My grandkids refuse to play hide and seek with me anymore."
"What did the chinese pirate say? Awwlllll!"
"My social life."