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Joke of the Day
"Why do mexicans keep getting stuck in the doorway? Because they have to pass through in doors."
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"I was thinking of joining the Hug-A-Cactus foundation but I hear they deal with alot of pricks."
"Why doesn't the fat acceptance movement have a Gandhi? No one is willing to go on a hunger strike for the cause"
"They named a cricket tournament after my friend's grandfather. They call it the ashes for a reason."
"Dr: He has a lot of blockage ""So my Dad has a bad heart?"" Dr: He also donates to charity ""So he has a good heart?"" Dr: Ya, it evens out"
"What looks just like half a loaf of bread? Its other half."
"I would totally get into a stranger's windowless van if they took me away from my family for an hour."
"People accept that God exists & created the universe without evidence or proof but if you tell them Facebook is down they immediately check."
"How does a hipster measure out his drugs? Using instagrams."
"Ambulance is spelled backwards on the front so when you look in your rearview mirror you don't confuse it with the other giant siren cubes."