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Joke of the Day

"What language does a patio speak? Porch-uguese"

"If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella how come none of them got wet? Because it wasn't raining."

"The worst thing you can be is gullible My friend told me that means you're prone to random attacks by seagulls"

"Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't think of a punch line?"

"I woke my SO up with a bj. She didn't seem to appreciate it."

"Whats the difference between a zombie and baby? A zombie may eat your brains, but a baby kills your dreams."

"How do you get a gay guy to screw a women? Shit in her pussy."

"Hiw did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He was eating pizza before it was cool."

"Have you heard the one about the airplane? It's way over your head."

"What is a duck's favorite TV show ? The feather forecast !"