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Joke of the Day

"Mi amigo Jesus is a great work out partner but... He just won't shut up about how he invented *Cross-Fit*"

"Jumps into shower Shower : I have a boyfriend"

"Watching Grey's Anatomy teaches me that if I'm really sad, I should walk slowly down a corridor to a Snow Patrol track."

"What is a hurricane's favorite pet? -Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats"

"Things Michael J. Fox would be good at Grating Parmesan cheese."

"What do call an Asian person who sucks at jokes ? Obvious-lee"

"A man goes to his doctor The doctor says ""Sir, you have HIV"", the man responds ""Wow, you can't even trust your own kids these days!""."

"How did the redditor get lots of downvotes? What is a pirate's favourite letter?"

"My home security system is just 15 motion-activated Big Mouth Billy Basses."

"What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim? Bob. Same guy laying on the floor? Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall? Art. Same guy in a mailbox? Bill."