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Joke of the Day
"What did the Mexican detective say in England? I'm like Sherlock, holmes."
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"What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 60 pounds."
"*tries to mount a horse* Horse: ""I have a boyfriend."""
"How much sex does one of God's brides have? Nun"
"I before E except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbour."
"I scare off men like I'm some kind of evil clown hiding in their closet. ""I'm not a clown!"" I shouted as I sniffed his sweater vest."
"I love Summer. Two weeks of doing absolutely f*ck all. And, once my boss gets back, I get to go on holiday as well."
"I was dating a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes I've just found out she's popped her clogs..."
"Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ? Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !"
"All I want for Christmas is a stormtrooper who doesn't miss the target every time he shoots."