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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Mexican and a book? The book has papers"
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"i wonder if fewer people would eat Rabbit Stew if it was instead called Bunny Rabbit Stew."
"Just when we thought there were no more celebrities to die and then WHAM!"
"I used to have a pet piglet.... I used to have a pet piglet, watching it discover the world was really interesting at first. But after a few months it became a bit of a boar."
"What's the coldest type of reptile? Blizzards."
"What did the Russian tell his nervous Socialist Dictator at the amusement park? ""Quit Stalin and get on the ride!"""
"An unsharpened pencil... ...is pointless."
"I'm a lover, not a fighter. So if anyone is giving you trouble and you need me to have sex with them, I'm your man."
"""If you like Google Glass, also try Bing Chewables."""
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