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Joke of the Day

"Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship? Neither, they both eat out."

"[Blackstreet Bakery] Me: [watching the baker kneading dough] ""I love the way you work it"" Baker: ""No diggity?"" Me: ""Baguette up."""

"Why did the lesbian go to Sports Authority? because she didn't like dicks."

"I saw a sign yesterday that said ""watch for children"" I thought it was a good trade"

"Why do rednecks like the doggie position? That way they can both watch wrestling."

"What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker? You might get your baby back off a pitbull."

"Here in the Middle East, we don't need any weed We have the Quran. Burning that shit will get your ass stoned."

"SHUT UP. BEES CAN'T SPELL."

"A blind man walks into a bar..... If he could see then that would'nt have happened."

"I deliver packages, I came up to a house and a man was sticking his penis through the mail slot. He was giving me a tip."